World-in-Terlet Friday Roundup

For the love of all that's good and holy.
It's:
NUKE-
LEE-
AR
!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please. Wouldn't it have been the best if that was one of Biden's rebuttals? If someone can articulate for me why they would vote for a candidate who does not know how to pronounce the world "nuclear," when they heard it pronounced correctly five seconds earlier, please state your case right now.
The fact that President George W. Bush does not know how to pronounce this word is not a valid argument.
Because I just do not understand. I'm really getting bummed out by defenders of Palin. Do they really agree with her that dinosaurs coexisted with humans 6,000 years ago? D U M

We finally used our yard for entertaining purposes last weekend. The lantern lights will never be the same, mainly because they got trashed and because they look pretty there, they haven't been picked up, so they have probably rotted through by now and are even more multicolored with mold. Anyway, grilled items were eaten, potato salad and apps were devoured, furniture was stumbled into, a bowl broken, dogs would not stop playing even in the wee hours, and an hilariously disturbing letter was dramatically read aloud. If you are local and want in on the next festivities, please send me your email address.

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Spam with a attention-grabbing subject line so horrible you have to read it:

subject: extreme cat rape

message: so petrified on the spot that he hadher and ther
http://thesyringerobot.[REDACTED] into the room. This man'sar
to have been an exaggerated one,her smilesr

And there ya have it. Smilesr. To belabor that mental image in the subject line, it's not mild cat rape, which probably most feline sex acts fall under. Extreme.

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Also this week, I found what I hope was the source of the car stench mentioned last Friday:

It was ...

a very dead...

package of tofu!

For realz. Is there any flesh tofu won't attempt to replicate? Even an unidentifiable carcass...or should i say CAR-cass? No, should not.

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Best funny videos I've seen this week, thanks to Jonathan, these are his pals back in Nashville:

Boy Friends!

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Also this week:

One of my favorite cheeses, Robusto, in the shape of a shark! And it's just as dangerous to my girlish figure. So it's time to lay off: Bye bye cheese, until the holiday seez!

And making me happy:

Addie is house-trained.

It's been open door & window weather almost all week.

The dogs are ridiculous.

And the cayenne peppers are coming into season in the garden. Mama wants to make some hot sauce!

Comments

[Alexis]

Thought about your fiance when I saw these PRs.

LSU Landscape Architecture Students Win National Award
http://APPL003.lsu.edu/UNV002.nsf/PressReleases/PR5187?OpenDocument

Louisiana State Museum Showcases Works of LSU Landscape Architecture
Students on River Road Project
http://APPL003.lsu.edu/UNV002.nsf/PressReleases/PR5188?OpenDocument

[Elizabeth]

Awww, Addie & Coop are so cute.

I just had the most disturbing conversation with one of the attorneys here regarding Palin. Basically, he won't vote for Obama because he thinks Obama's antisemetic but has no problem at all, apparently, with Palin's wacko church or the thought of teaching creationism or doing away with the seperation of church & state. He also thinks we SHOULD bomb Iran and thinks McCain/Palin are much more likely to do it.

And I thought people with all that schoolin were supposed to be intelligent ...

[Jonathan]

I'm not sure whether to apologize for the table and say you're welcome for the letter or vice versa.

[Amanda]

LOL - extreme cat rape!! That reminds me of when I was flipping through the channels to see the Steve W Show -whatever his name is, the security guard on Jerry Springer. Here was the topic, as written on the screen. I tried watching for a minute and through beeps and weave-tossing, still couldn't figure it out:

YOU ARE THE RAPIST

[Lioux]

Thank goodness. I think I am finally cular on how to pronounce NUKE-LEE- AR.

And. Awww...Puppies...

Will the hot sauce you're going to make be 'Mild'? Or 'Nucular'?

[Elizabeth]

hey sorry to comment again, but I found something those doggies need: http://wigglesdogwigs.com/custom

I'm thinking mohawk for Miss Addie and Joe the Bartender for Coop

[cokane]

Alexis, that's funny, some of that River Road press release was news to my fiance, too.

Elizabeth, wow. Also, the dogs DO need those. A certain yellow boy's birthday is coming up...

Jonathan, I thank you for both.

Amanda, funniest comment today!!

Lioux, I will make semi-nucLEar suace.

[Big Daddy]

The audio doesn't work for me on 'Boyfriends'.

Sadcakes.

[beth]

I got extremely depressed when I thought of all the soccer moms and joe sixpacks out there, who like her because she is so "real".
Dogs-adorable.

[jason]

I think I had some "extreme cat rape" doritos the other day.

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[kartek]

Sarah Palin is a repackaged female version of Dubya. The US will continue to be the laughing stock of the world if she gets elected.

[Apollo]

shouldn't the second highest office in this country be reserved for someone who is slightly more qualified than joe sixpack?