Well, my nonexisitent dream of getting into Penthouse magazine before my 37th birthday came true. My in-depth investagative report Incognito with the Guidos came out in the February issue, released on the day before my birthday, including not very good photos I took of my attempted transformation into guidette. I thought I'd share some more photos from that mission here.
If you haven't read the story yet, please do. If you have, click through for the photos.
My bisque stems and terra cotta fake-tanned feet.
Same thing happened with my hands. I guess they're made up mostly of absorbent dead skin.
Practicing my fight pose, which would happen just before I ran away.
Pose like a Kardashian.
Practicing my duckface.
Tony Tony Tony.
USA! USA! (Actual chant during this photo.)
Annnd, get me outta here.
and this is the girl i took to the range to shoot a thompson.....
ya done good, kane.....
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